I think this is the funniest thing I have ever written. The only reason it is as funny as it is can be summed up in two words: Dinosaur Comics

If you haven’t read Dinosaur Comics before, you’re probably a sad person that does not like happy things. If this is the kind of person you are, why are you reading comics anyway? I can only assume that you’re trying to remedy your terrible condition with smiles. Good on you. Read some Dinosaur Comics and have some smiles.